That crazy LIMERICK

                           LIMERICK 

My online classes:

Here our online classes started from venus.
We thought we was rather lenis.
It was quite virtual,
But not quite fruity bull
And we couldn't resist the truthiness.

Irritating Friend:

There once was my friend called spike.

He said, "See the lovely tyke!"
It was rather short,
But not financial support,
He couldn't say no to the klondike.